Shimmying their asses off

When a massive event is happening and you don’t have just the fear of missing out (FOMO); you’re literally missing out.

1. My friends are shimmying their asses off at that huge party while I'm fucking grounded after I falsely accused of that dumb fight at school!
2. They're shimmying their asses off at the Super Bowl in NOLA when I'm stuck at home and forced to pirate the game.

by Weber Areiv November 16, 2025

Take it back on they asses

When you want to express you love for older music (ie: The Beatles,The Rolling Stones)but doing so using black slang.

Yo man, Is dis tha beatles? Ah man! Dis shit be real cause we gon to Take it back on they asses.

by Cooter pants December 14, 2008

Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance

"You can stroll a store's aisles till Doomsday and never spot da item you want, but then, just as soon as you interrupt a staffperson to ask for help in locating said desirable, THAT'S when you will notice your sought-after item right off!"

While stocking up on food at a Super Walmart, I was looking for larger packages of Armour Vienna sausage so that I could save a few cents per can, but although I had thoroughly searched the surrounding areas on the shelves, I still hadn't found anything bigger than the small six-packs, so I finally asked a nearby employee if there were any of the larger packages in stock, possibly in the back room. Well, just as we were both walking back to the area of the aisle where I'd been looking, THAT'S when I finally spied the 12-packs that were sitting on the very top shelf! Guess that was a classic case of Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance... ah, well, again, the 12-packs were indeed sitting very high up, so at least that was a plausible excuse for my not having seen them before, especially since the store usually doesn't even expect its customers to notice stuff that's placed 'way up there, anyway; that "lofty" location is merely where they store extra merchandise for replenishing the lower-down shelves when the stock there starts to run low.

by QuacksO May 14, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>The Only Assistance In Access Human Resource Administrion Is The Filing Of The Application Before Approval, Denial, Or Chastise<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.6.>The Only Assistance In Access Human Resource Administrion Is The Filing Of The Application Before Approval, Denial, Or Chastise<.7.9.7.6.>

by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

The Newest Country In THe World Is Doctor Sparta's Assistant, Stephanie Beatriz bischoff, Also Known, As Julissa Anderson Allison Robles

The Newest Country In THe World Is Doctor Sparta's Assistant, Stephanie Beatriz bischoff, Also Known, As Julissa Anderson Allison Robles

The Newest Country In THe World Is Doctor Sparta's Assistant, Stephanie Beatriz bischoff, Also Known, As Julissa Anderson Allison Robles

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

v.z.e. assistance

Stands for "virtually zero-effort", and refers to helpful activities dat a social worker provides to a particular client dat does not require any significant physical effort, such as merely fellowshipping and verbally interacting with said person in need, sitting with and/or accompanying him around da house and performing simple "hold/lift this and push/pull that" actions while said homeowner tackles basic household tasks, transporting da client short distances to run errands, and so on.

I super-appreciate da various community-support folks who periodically stop by and help me wif various "cranky 'n' tedious" undertakings, so I make an effort to perform most of da truly-difficult parts of da tasks myself, and thus merely ask said helpers for v.z.e. assistance whenever reasonably possible.

by QuacksO January 9, 2026

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025