angry time machine

when you are fucking a girl so hard that she travels back in time and gets eaten by a dinosouar

Tom: Where is Jenny
Cam: I gave her a angry time machine last night
Tom; Oh so thats where she is

by qaswedfrtghyyujkiol;p November 2, 2009

Angry pomeranian

A angry pomeranian is known as Katsuki Bakugo, boom boom boi, dynamite, lord explosion murder, and daddy.

Person A: Dude I'm inlove with an angry pomeranian.

Person B: oh you mean katsuki Bakugo

Person A: yes

by ikinyoonbum December 27, 2020

Angry Monkey

When a girl goes down on you, swiftly grab her by the ears, face pump her hard, pull out, shoot her in the eye...and as she is temporarily blinded, punch a banana down her throat.

So...this puck slut is at our game, I give her the look and she follows to the locker room...she thinks romance, she gets an Angry Monkey. This ain't the movies beeotch, it's hockey.

by Lord Stanley April 22, 2009

Angry Rahoi

when someone gives u a handjob and they grab your dick until it turns purple and explodes into nothing but a purple dinosaur named bobby.

erika gave me a angry rahoi last nigt.

by kyle lefebvre June 24, 2008

angry dragon of death

An angry dragon of death is when a girl is giving u head and ure about to bolw, you shove her head as far down your cock as possible and make her gag, wen she gags she will vomit and and the vomit will be most likely orange representing the fire of a dragon. Once she has stopped vomitting stick ure cock back in ure mouth and u will recieve the look of the dragon of death.

I gave this chik the angry dragon of death last nite, im am now scared to ring her back.

by soonbo August 15, 2006

Angry Internet Men

Internet users who rant and rage about petty facts. Phrase coined by the folks at Rock Paper Shotgun.

"Diablo 3 looks like freaking World of Warcraft! I would rather choke than play it!" - Angry Internet Men

"What, Spore has a restrictive DRM system?!? I must write furious blog entries and comments about it and give the game 1 star in Amazon though I haven't even bought or tried playing it yet!!" - Angry Internet Men

by sanastro October 24, 2008

Angry Italian

The act of submersing your testicles in warm spaghetti sauce.

Every year Blake celebrates his birthday by making a fresh batch of red sauce and giving himself an angry italian.

by Baron Von Shtuckle Shtickle January 12, 2008