12:01 AM

A time that occurs one minute after 12:00 AM. Represented as 00:01 on a twelve-hour clock.

I went to sleep at 12:01 AM.

by GravityManipulationUnit June 7, 2020

am i cute

Yes! You are cute, treat yourself today.

Guy 1 : "Am i cute?"

Guy 2 : "Yes! You are!"

by strawberrytea! Horray, August 26, 2021

I am the manager

What you say to customers, who have nothing better to do than complain and blame you for their life problems, when they believe that you are the bane of their existence ( usually via coupons expiring, websites being faulty or the weather being dangerous), but it is your job to not only deal with said problems, but also show that you know exactly what you are doing. All while not telling them that they are idiots and/or that they need to learn common sense or manners.

Customer: why won't you deliver to me?
Me: there's ice on the roads, a major accident, Nuclear fallout and you're out of our area
Customer: I need to speak to a manager
Me:*turns 360 degrees* I am the manager

by Why am I still at marcos? February 13, 2019

2:37 AM

It is 2:37am my husband fell asleep watching TV, my daughter is in my bed tossing and turning with a cough & my son is snoozing in his crib. Why am I not joining them? Because I've been preparing as much as I can for our feast! I'm waiting on the cranberry sauce & sweet taters to finish cooking, so I can get some rest. HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Enjoy whatever it is you do today & the company you are around!

BFB: It is 2:37 AM my husband fell asleep watching TV, my daughter is in my bed tossing and turning with a cough & my son is snoozing in his crib. Why am I not joining them? Because I've been preparing as much as I can for our feast! I'm waiting on the cranberry sauce & sweet taters to finish cooking, so I can get some rest. HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Enjoy whatever it is you do today & the company you are around!

by Sister in law flo March 21, 2023

I am speeeed

hacker is speed

jon arbuckle: “I am speeeed.”
person: “no actually, hacker is speeeed.”

by Swifty12 January 5, 2021

i am not amused

what fancy ass people say when they are unhappy.

"I am not amused." said they posh lady.

by uradweeb September 3, 2019

What am I

Same I'm not pretty and I'm not ugly

I have lots of friends and half of them don't even talk to me. Lol I'm average in all words and that's alright cuz at least I'm something. And that's me.

What am I you ask well I'm not pretty or ugly, I'm me.

by Alaina M Puciata December 20, 2020