Alice

An "Alice" is any person who maintains a appearance of an upstanding, law abiding citizen as they conduct criminal or harmful acts sight unseen. They are quick to point the finger or join in slanderous gossip about others to divert attention elsewhere. Also can be used in reference to someone who appears nice and has a good moral base but inside, is just a rotten individual.

Hey, did you hear about that Catholic Cardinal in Australia? Yeah, I did.. They finally exposed that Alice for what he really was...

by Richard Cranium Sr. August 6, 2017

Alice

A freaking amazing person who likes dwarf hamsters.

The name is rapidly becoming more and more popular (from 2000 onwards. In 2000 it was the 422nd most popular girls name. In 2011 it was 142nd)

Hey look, that's Alice, she likes dwarf hamsters. Coincidentally, that's the name of my new baby cousin, she looks like a bit of a hamster too.

by Shortcut888 October 26, 2012

Alice Turner

Is the most amazing girl, she is stunningly beautiful, kind to everyone and nobody can help but envy her.

Wow, that was Alice Turner!

by kittykat123456789 November 1, 2010

alice'd

A form of getting raped. (Mostly metaphorically).

Person: (on Mario Kart) Aww man, I just got hit by five trucks, two blue shells, three bananas, and inky.

Friend: HA, dude, you just got alice'd.

by BirdoGirl July 10, 2012

alice perks

alice means hairy in Greek

"woah my plums so hairy it looks like alice perks"

by alxocicbsb December 5, 2013

Alice Kunjumon

A very funny girl who can motivate anyone and cheer up anyone when they are sad. She is a crazy girl,but that craziness is what brings a smile of peoples faces. She is a valuable person in this world.
BTW: She has a realyy good singing voice even though she doesn't admit it.

Alice kunjumon is crazy

by Soundofmusic June 16, 2014

Alumeters

The distance one has to travel to attend a high school reunion.

"I heard Joe had to drive 1,800 Alumeters just to get here to the reunion."

by slinger91 August 1, 2016