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When someone is such a piece of shit that they make you wish they were aborted, because your life would be better without them, and the world would be a better place without them.
When you can't think of any "leaders" who aren't living, breathing, walking, and talking abortion advertisements, you know it's time to change countries.
by Publius0987 August 4, 2025
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abortion

Chiefly Boston; something that goes horribly wrong
Did you see the mess they made of downtown with the Big Dig and it's a billion over budget? What a fuckin abortion!
by the jerky March 14, 2023
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Abortable

1. A Lolitanese word that describes someone or something repulsive; the opposite of adorable.
2. A word to describe a repulsive action done by an adorable character.
Person 1: My cat just vomited on my favorite pantsuit!
Person 2: That's sooo abortable!

Person 1: Look, Daddy! I made an action figure out of hair I found in the shower drain!
Person 2: Son, that's abortable.
by Lolitan March 3, 2011
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extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission
Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat with anonymous tips

Hub: ah, total douche defined...
by the comand'r November 20, 2023
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Auschwitz abortion

Slit a pregnant Jewess belly open and either smash the Jewlings head against the wall,smearing it's brain or throw it in the loft and skewer it with a bayonet meanwhile the Jewess was screaming to her death
A Jewess has been torn to piece by tying her legs to two horses driven on gaindeal ways at Irma Greses befeal,her sister had just gotten an Auschwitz abortion by Irma
by adolphisback1889 April 12, 2024
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Abortion

When my mom tried to abort me i stuck my hand out her pussy and shot the doctors head
Doctor: alright imma abortion this baby

My mom: K do it

Me: Sticks hand out vagina with a Glock-18

Mom: shrieks

Me: Fucking shoots the doctors head off

Mom: WHAT THE FUCK!!!
by ODOG12 October 22, 2022
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bass abortion

The bloody mess that occurs when a pregnant female plays bass in a wicked rock band. Used to express something that is simultaneously amazing and awful.
"I don't know how I feel about this new trend. It's sort of a bass abortion, don't you think?"

"I was on the rollercoaster when that guy had his arm ripped off. It was a legit bass abortion."
by Fox2018 May 22, 2018
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