ape bitch

A female with excess body hair, usually in the underarm or facial regions. Often seen in a club at 3am, trying to pick up the guy who is maggot as fuck. A desparate, ugly being.

"man, did you see that ape bitch last night? she was dirt! Fucking ugly cunt!"

by LMacca July 11, 2008

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balcony ape

A fat smelly nigger who sits there on his balcony drinking malt liquor and smoking Newport shorts, wishing his food stamps would re up.

Fucking bobby the balcony ape still sitting there on his swing.

by Moon lover September 20, 2015

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oil ape

Akin to grease monkey, it is used to primarily describe auto mechanics that specialize in routine maintenance, especially oil changes. Like grease monkey is can be used as both a derisive comment or to show camaraderie.

That damn oil ape doesn't know what kind of oil filter fits a 2007 Nissan Altima.

THAT was the worst customer my fellow oils apes and I have EVER had to endure. I'm glad I pissed in her oil filter...

by ScrapIronJaw November 13, 2010

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