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napkin american

fun synonym for cracker or white liberals

Give them a qualifier for a change
I am SO tired of all these napkin americans having opinions on black women's hair on the bird site today
by theupdog March 28, 2022
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american policing

When a person shoots someone way more than needed.
A: Im dead
B: *shoots the dead body*
C: OMG! Hes american policing you
A: Hahahaha
by CaptainZorro October 12, 2018
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American Fever

A condition where a foreigner becomes overjoyed by American culture, feeling the need to adapt as best as possible. Common symptoms of American Fever include, but are not limited to, a desire for large amounts of the US currency, wanting a husband/wife that is strictly American, and an extreme thirst for a green card.

the effect of American Fever does not last long (approximately 1-2 years), and usually dies off when the affected acquire a US job. The cause of it is still unconfirmed, but many believe it to be the new sense of freedom foreigners feel when arriving in America. The symptom is more commonly found in those coming from Europe.
"His American Fever is so strong, he's had 3 burgers today!"
"Only listens to country because it's American? Yep. American Fever."
by Themaxh123 December 19, 2018
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schmegman american

Anyone who claims to be "African American" that has no lineage to Africa for multiple generations and that reaks of schmegma.
"Schmegman American"-LOLLA, enough said. May also be referred to as Roland
by YATYAS April 30, 2011
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American wings

In the advanced wings set, this is achieving red, white and blue wings at the same time. This is the highest and most sought after wing. Some say this is the ever illusive unicorn of the advanced wings set and is nearly impossible to achieve.
You know Sally the virgin? I just banged her in the pool while she was on her period. I just earned my American wings!
by CycleBreak December 17, 2021
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American Beauty

An American Beauty is when a blatantly racist and homophobic co worker who also happens to be a closeted homosexual is really angry about there lot in life. Then one day they drunkenly make a pass at a straight co worker and get rejected. Things turn dark quickly when the racist hillbilly shoots up his work place the next day.
Did you hear about Harry? He got rejected by Sam and pulled an American Beauty the next day.
by GoPhuckYourSelf69 August 27, 2018
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American Waterbucket

A chick who got that wet but has no walls. Like fuckin a bucket of water
How was that chick from the club?

She was flowing like a river but I couldnt feel anything. It was like I was fuckin a big bucket of water.

An American Waterbucket
by CO614 January 26, 2011
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