by AncientGeek May 13, 2019
Alice, Alice, Alice, Where do I start. You're truly one of a kind, completely unique in each and every way possible. The way you put a smile on everyone's face, the way you pull leaves off of everything possible, the way you grab massive sticks of wood and scrape the ground, it just, I don't even know how to describe it. Its honestly the most mesmerising thing I have ever witnessed. Without an Alice in your life, your life is not complete, you will never know which way the blanket's individual hairs are facing, or how the carpet was made. If you don't have an Alice in your life your missing out.
Alice: Look at the bush, im going to go and pluck it
Boy 1: Alice, I thought we were meant to hang out today, not pick bushes
Alice: If you don't shut up im going to slit your throat, This bush is more important than your life.
Boy 1: Im Sorry Alice, please forgive me
Alice: I will only forgive you if you come here and smack the ground with this big wooden stick
Boy 1: Alice, I thought we were meant to hang out today, not pick bushes
Alice: If you don't shut up im going to slit your throat, This bush is more important than your life.
Boy 1: Im Sorry Alice, please forgive me
Alice: I will only forgive you if you come here and smack the ground with this big wooden stick
by Raredog21-69 March 08, 2023
The smartest yet most clueless person, nicest yet meanest, greatest yet most annoying, and my favorite yet least favourite person. Remove repulsive from your vocabulary and broaden your food palate.
by puglover123 February 02, 2022
Alice is a super stupid person which she doesn’t know how to spell a lot of words
She is also very hilarious
She always laugh laugh and laugh at something which is not funny at all😀
She is so crazy that she always do things that doesn’t makes sense
So this guy is really silly
She is also very hilarious
She always laugh laugh and laugh at something which is not funny at all😀
She is so crazy that she always do things that doesn’t makes sense
So this guy is really silly
When we are playing the game…
Alice : ba ba we we wou wou bou bou
Karttanny: what?!
Alice : hahaahahaha
Karttanny:what are you doing
Alice: hahahahahhahaha
Alice : ba ba we we wou wou bou bou
Karttanny: what?!
Alice : hahaahahaha
Karttanny:what are you doing
Alice: hahahahahhahaha
by Kartt February 15, 2022
Alice is only the most best friends you could ever hope to have. She always has your back even if you're wrong. The truest and most loyal friend. She's always right, always, so don't even try it. She is so funny and outspoken. She's never afraid Even in the toughest situations. If you have a problem, you better call Alice if you want it solved. She's so happy and chipper and full of fun. I wish I could see Alice every day. She's my best friend
by Hillshaveeyes86 January 07, 2024
by Carol, Carlos or Charlie November 22, 2021
Alice is a pick me girl, she is so self centered. She never thinks about anyone but herself, if you told her who your crush was then she would flirt with them then say "Sorry I forgot you liked them!"
"Hey Alice! You look really nice today!", "I know, I always look good. And you're looking.... Alive?.."
by frogs.ribbitlol June 19, 2021