shadow land

shadow land is a place is in the 8th deminsion. as far as it being the worst place to be...ever. its 2nd only to hell. its dark and its the place that evil things called toy shifters make their homes.you should never go there. there are several portals into shadow land but once in you can't get out. only "toy shifters" can vernture back and forth between shadow land and our earth realm."toy shifters" worm hole from shadow land into certan business establishments. it is very apparent when this happens. when a business has been booming for a long time and all of a sudden you drive by and the building is for rent or they have a close out sale just when you thought they were in good standings as far as a comunity business and it closes down then you know that shodow land has devoured this futile place. the only portal i currently know of is inbetween two eat/seating booths in a wendy's in grayson kentucky.

easy there skipper don't get to close to shadow land, ya may get flapperjacked on the hillside by one of those dirty toy shifters

by frostywalrus03 August 15, 2009

no man's land

The area between a male's nutsack and asshole.

I still stink even though i just took a shower, it may be my no man's land because i forgot to wash it.

by the kounterkulture January 4, 2009

lala land

Lala Land is the far, far away country in which all the happy winblows users are.

-Look, he's from lala land, don't touch him.

by Phinn Fort July 22, 2006

Holy Land

Holy Land, The area between your balls and butt-hole...Commonly referred to as the gooch.

Ow! I think a spider just bit my holy land!

by SHAD0WZOMBIE February 21, 2011

Land Whale

A fat, stupid sidekick with no real purpose except for to make its companions look better. (in most cases land whales are needed or else its 'friends' would appear hideous)

"Did you see that land whale Tiffany bowling yesterday?" "Yeah it was disgusting!"

by J.R. 181 August 27, 2006

NeverNever Land

(n.) Home of peter pan, also known as Holland.

Urbandictionaryer Dude, you meant the Netherlands, right?


KFJ: huh? Yea...right.


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by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

land mine

passing gas on a soft surface to try and mask the smell(ie couch, cinema seat). This holds the smell until you get up and walk away. Hence the land mine

Guy: So I was on a date with Julie the other day and I had some bad gas so I dropped a land mine so that she wouldn't be able to smell it.
Friend: So what happened?
Guy: Well, it worked until we got up after the movie, I think she knew it was me.

by Sp33dstix March 14, 2009