Major Asshole

The kind of person who puts actual definitions of words straight from the dictionary on this site

I'm just trying to find out what (word) means , but this major asshole is posting the actual definition.

by MartyIsDaGayFagMLG January 23, 2018

hunky econ major

high school bully major

you're a hunky econ major

by I was the imposter November 06, 2020

major guams

when your flexin and your stylish

look at this boy flexin major guams

by jbrkfbn October 27, 2017

Major the German Shepherd

One of President Biden’s two pet dogs; he is the first rescued dog to live in the White House. He has been attacked by the media repeatedly for biting secret service agents, even though the injuries they received were relatively minor and in one of the cases didn’t break the skin. This behavior is likely the result of a lack of training dealing with meeting new people. The media’s aggressive attacks over these incidents and ridiculous frequency of these types of stories popping up on certain news and social media platforms suggests that these companies who over advertise these stories, which have no real significance given no real injury was caused, have a Speciesism bias.

The companies that wrote these stories about Major the German Shepherd should be called out for doing so; for by writing stories like these they are promoting Speciesism and for drawing so much attention to stories like this that are not even worthy of the public’s time for this is not a significant incident for no real injuries were ever caused. It’s a major example of the Speciesism found in the news and social media industries. (The gif bellow is an example of the stereotype the media has created for Major and other German Shepherds, which in this case they portray as being aggressive, which is often not the case as the dog's temperament depends on how well they are trained.)

by Vanguard 1998 April 14, 2021

G Major 16

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by Debskelly1985 March 01, 2023

MAJOR BONES

It is a great song by ELTON JOHN off of ROCK OF THE WESTIES.

It is a SEXUAL CLIMAX that was hidden for a long time.

Don't break any MAJOR BONES BILLY.

Thanks to the THUNDER UNDER THE COVERS as MAJOR BONES can FEEEEL REAL GOOD.

by ELON MONITORS April 05, 2021

G Major

I call this "the people's key". It's a common key used in folk music and ballads. It's also a simple key to play in.

Songs in the key if G Major:

Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) by Green Day

Let Her Go by Passenger

Maybe It's Time by Bradley Cooper

Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd

Knockin' On Heaven's Door by Bob Dylan

by UltimateDoge January 08, 2025