A greasy man, barely human, who believes women he fetishizes will like him. He’s truly the death of the party in every scenario and has no self awareness, it’s embarrassing.
Person 1: Uh oh, look who it is…
Person 2: EW IT’S JOEL!!! I’m outta here!
Person 1: Wait! Don’t leave me here with that hideous excuse for a human.
Person 2: EW IT’S JOEL!!! I’m outta here!
Person 1: Wait! Don’t leave me here with that hideous excuse for a human.
by Mac Marlen May 2, 2025

by TheFannyFucker May 12, 2022

If you come by a Joel he is usually very tall but that's his only upside his whole personality is revolved around women and simping for them. Beware of Joels
by Noooooooooooooot November 17, 2022

Leftover restaurant food reheated from the previous night. This diner, also makes mac n cheese and forgets to add the cheese, so you will receive just the mac. Also, if your food has to be grilled, your food will smell like burnt hair. (from the cooks eyebrows)
Joels diner is not a location i would recommend going to under any circumstances...UNLESS if you're going on a date with a psycho person and want to lose their interest real quick, then joels diner is the place for you. I wouldn't even feed it to my dog, or my liger.
by feastmeister February 23, 2017

by bananalover676 September 7, 2021

by 0scr April 3, 2019
