Benjamin Meston

My boy.
4”11
An Inferior male who loves KSI especially the song its not over by KSI and Tom Grennan.

Also Likes it in the rear 😏

“Did you see Benjamin meston anywhere?”
“no”
“Ah hes down there”

by MIKE OXLONGGGGGG May 07, 2023

Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1: Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Paul Benjamin Mendelsohn: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paul Benjamin Mendelsohn: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

Chris Benjamins

Chris Benjamins is the definition of lit music

*Playing a song*
Yoo, that song is sooo Chris Benjamins.

by Imaneditor January 03, 2017

Benjamin Ragan

Short as fuck

DAMN HE SHORT AS FUCK bro's name is probably Benjamin Ragan

by Smaeul July 11, 2024

A Benjamin ingram

Some one that is dependent on mls and dick to survive

Oh look Steve has turned into a A Benjamin ingram

by Bignuts3939 May 02, 2024

benjamin johnathan briggery briggs

benjamin johnathan briggery briggs aka "the skinwalker" , "boogalie" or simply "it", is a large, lankey, orange being known to roam around public parks and lithuanian embassys during the night trying to capture little boys to use in its experiments. it is known for being a test subject for heffley trafficking inc. its true form is believed to be so revolting, slimy, hideous, oily and dandruffy that anyone who comes into contact with it is simply too shocked and horrified to breath. for centuries there have been reported sightings of it and its lovers, xaviwavi, jamal and zac. in order to summon this ungodly creature the words "i cant do a pushup" , "i enjoy watching porn" or simply "we go jim" must be recited 3x and it is believed to show up immeadiatley and suck you through its phat hairy orange arsehole to the heffley trafficking inc dimension where you or your test subject will be experimented on. there are some well known repellants that have been used against it are: basic hygene, regular porn, hentai, women and people who are against crypto.

A- "bro there was some 8ft thingy hiding near that house!"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"

by sharon6969420 November 21, 2022