3 Beer Problem

A friend, relative, or colleague who turns into an absolute liability after just a few drinks.

I would invite Jimmy to the party, but the guy's a total 3 Beer Problem.

by thatgingerscouser April 11, 2024

problem

abby

"yooo bro who keeps texting you?"

"The problem."

by pumpkinpieisdead June 26, 2022

a problem

When you make a play so good, it gets all the girls in a 5 mile radius absolutely creaming, solves the complicated question of what is the purpose of life and single handedly makes $100000 appear in the nearest charity.

I was playing VCT Qualifiers yesterday and got called a problem by the casters cause of how insane I was.

by hami2k July 26, 2022

got a eye problem eah

usually used when a hoodrat catches you glimpsing at them for a split second

guy1: looks over at maori for a second
hoodrat:got a eye problem eah

by totally not a alien May 10, 2024

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

The Lizzo-like ownership of your hair

When your hair is too damn thick, voluminous, shiny and beautiful.

Damn girl, you have FHP. Me toooo!

What’s that?

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP) Duh!

by epiwonk January 27, 2023

Farce problems

When someone named Craig makes up problems.

Craig's at it again with them farce problems.

by Faunzt January 4, 2020

Mental Health Problems

Mental health problems are problems with mental health. Duh.

"Among Us is fun!"
"You have mental health problems."

by AstroDoge April 30, 2022