My mom!

A phrase used by a fat dude in regular show called muscle man! Regular show is pretty awesome!

Muscle man: "You know who else likes soda"?
Muscle man: "MY MOM!!!"

by Amazingguywhohasnothingtodo! April 15, 2015

my nasty

Genetelia on both males and females

Oh you bad boy, touch my nasty!

by nasty6969 December 15, 2010

My Tube

Like You Tube and My Space, but a parody of the cultural fad for user generated content (UGC) online.

Also funny as its reference to the colon, or asshole.

I logged off My Tube, and droped the kids off at the pool all in one move!

by Hurnia January 28, 2007

My real

My brother, my homie, tight friend you grew up with and kept it 100

My real when u have beef wit a nigga I got your back, let's body this niggas yo!

by India Terrell March 6, 2008

my flab

A response given to a movie theatre ticket collector when they ask you what that bulge in your sweater/jacket. What it really is is candy/food that the user purchased prior to entering the theatre to avoid stupidly high consession prices.

Cinema employee: "Ticket please, theatre 1, first on your left. Ohh, excuse me sirr! What is that bulge hanging behind you."

person: "my flab"

Cinema employee: "Oh, very well then, carry on"

by Diche January 4, 2009

My Kimono

Used to refer to the Japanese boy that you enjoy looking at the most when he is in hearing distance.

The second favorite boy becomes "my spare kimono"

Also used to refer to said Japanese boy around people who are not aware of your desire and would otherwise use this information against you.

"Yeah, my kimono?"
-points behind self discreetly-
"Right behind me."

"I haven't seen my kimono in awhile..."

"That one's my spare kimono"

by Merochan January 15, 2009

it's on my bookshelf

a book, usually some type of hip or classic piece of literature, that you bought and read 14 pages of it and never finished, yet you left in casual display in your living area so people think you're well read.

-1"Yo have you seen the movie Fear and Loathing?"
-2"nah, but i read the book."
-1 "I heard the book is good. Did you like it."
2- " Well I never actually read it. it's on my bookshelf though.

by Todd is my hero January 18, 2015