Blue Monday

Blue Monday, Blue Day is a badass song sang by the rock group Foreigner....

You really should rethink your girl, all she does is make you have a Blue Monday, everyday a Blue Day!!

by DevilWoman.inthenextroom January 25, 2021

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Monday

The day that you get to beat up a VSCO girl and hug an e-girl if possible. E-girls might not hug you back.

Hey Erica it’s Monday! Let’s go hug Jenna but let’s be carefull!

by Thatonepersonthatisdeppresed October 26, 2019

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National pantie peel monday, The second Monday of November, where you can send a screen shot of this to any woman in your contacts and ss long as it is sent by the end of the day they have to send a video of them preforming the act of a pantie peel when they see tour message.

It's NATIONAL PANTIE PEEL MONDAY send a pantie peel video of you to your special someone ladies.

by Ladyforthemen November 14, 2022

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Monday

The worst day of the week as we have to go back to school after a holiday or after a long weekend

Dave: Back to School Tommorow

Fred: Why
Dave: Because it is Monday and your holidays are over now

Fred : oh shit but didn’t you realise we return on Tuesday

Dave: oh yeah your brother does he’s unlucky all secondary schools have To go back Early

by Imposter 181 March 16, 2023

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Monday

The day Gandalf get's to lick her gram cracker. Her favorite activity.

"Today is Monday. which means Gandalf gets to lick a gram cracker"

by Moxxiemoo August 22, 2022

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Monday's Dusk

On the dusk of Mondays, partners will engage in such a sexual activity in which the female partner lies down. The other partner places themself in a position where their penis goes into the woman's mouth, and the male's tongue goes into the woman's vagina.

I can't wait for my first Monday's Dusk! Only two more days!

by Florence Grey April 17, 2011

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