when you and two of the girls you have dated hang out with you and your friends, while acting like half girlfriends each.
Jeff: man, i think she still likes him
Matt: nah, hes just pulling a Dirty Levi. probably still likes them but has no clue what hes doing.
Levi: yeah but that mario pants and team fortress 2 shirt gave me hella dick powers
Matt: i will skin you alive
Matt: nah, hes just pulling a Dirty Levi. probably still likes them but has no clue what hes doing.
Levi: yeah but that mario pants and team fortress 2 shirt gave me hella dick powers
Matt: i will skin you alive
by the_lord_of_knowledge November 12, 2022

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by Texasrancherdressin May 30, 2025

There was once a hamster named Levi. When he died, he could not be buried, since the ground was frozen. Instead of that, the owner put the carcass into a plastic bag, then into the freezer. And then managed to completely forget about it. A few months later the owner wanted to eat an ice cream, so she reached into the freezer, but to her surpise it was not an ice cream, but the beloved pet's frozen corpse.
by Cheeseburger101 May 22, 2022

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by Mei Bakugou May 23, 2021

Levi-Jayne is an absolute goddess. You will never find anyone else like her. She is the pinnacle of amazing-ness. Do not search any further for a miracle.. when she was born, she was the miracle.
Best woman ever.
Attractive, loyal, crazy and so much fun.
Best woman ever.
Attractive, loyal, crazy and so much fun.
by DarkReign666 May 6, 2020
