Doing something pointless or impossible. Defined as such since cats are not subject to and care not about whatever code of sexual purity you're trying to enforce.
"Through God, nothing is impossible!"
"Of course there are things that are impossible. Ever try to kink shame a cat?!"
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"Give it up already. You're kink shaming a cat!"
(by sea.ya.later on TikTok)
"Of course there are things that are impossible. Ever try to kink shame a cat?!"
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"Give it up already. You're kink shaming a cat!"
(by sea.ya.later on TikTok)
by shakleton November 22, 2021
When you flash a strobe light at an epileptic female and then you have sexual intercourse while she has a seizure
by Freaky time November 26, 2024
by your mom123412341 May 08, 2022
Friend: What’s that on Ao3? Do you have a leprosy kink?
Me, closing my computer: You- you don’t know what you’re talking about-
Me, closing my computer: You- you don’t know what you’re talking about-
by caitlynlc March 16, 2021
Attraction to face stubble that is more than a five o’clock shadow but less than a beard. It includes but is not limited to:
-Tugging/caressing stubble
-Licking, sucking, nipping at stubble trailing the column of the throat
-Eliciting moans that vibrate against the lips.
-The press of stubble into the bare skin of the abdomen and ass cheeks.
-Stubble burn against inner thighs.
Dark brown stubble atop olive skin is the sexiest. People most likely to have this kink wear blue button downs and straight legged denim.
-Tugging/caressing stubble
-Licking, sucking, nipping at stubble trailing the column of the throat
-Eliciting moans that vibrate against the lips.
-The press of stubble into the bare skin of the abdomen and ass cheeks.
-Stubble burn against inner thighs.
Dark brown stubble atop olive skin is the sexiest. People most likely to have this kink wear blue button downs and straight legged denim.
by mallpretzles January 28, 2023
by cacaButt420 August 16, 2021
A forgotten ritual that has been passed down by generations of incompetent retards. The ritual begins by pressing ones left cheek firmly against any mammal and then pulling the right cheek back far enough that if you let go you will clap the mammal into another reality. If the ritual was successfully completed, you'll gain a Holy packet of 2-minute noodles.
by PastaRolls July 30, 2019