Trooper Cooper

The most unfunny, un-dope, uncool, and un-sexy person there is. Usually a person who plays guitar and is 4’11.

Friend: “Man, did you see Trooper Cooper the other day? He was looking rough”
Me: “Yea, but when does he not!”

by nottroopercooper January 9, 2022

lauren cooper

ha, gay

she looks like a lauren cooper.. Ha. Gay.

by xlisiousness@_ May 22, 2014

Cooper’s life improvement plan

Living life like Jordan Thomas Cooper suggested which was approved by Secretary of Education Dr. Paige.

Cooper’s life improvement plan made sure people planned everything they did, prayed, and read informatively.

by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023

Pull a Cooper

To dig for the gold in your nostrils and gracefully speckle boogers on the spout of a public water fountain at school, and then completely engulf the spout with your mouth and drink the water and eat the boogers simultaneously.

Bobby: Hey did you see Janice Pull a Cooper earlier?
Jack: Yeah it was so gross!!!

by YourMomLovesABartender September 4, 2021

Cooper

A real one, hardworking, sexy as fuhh, athletic, smart, great hair, good kisser, and knows how to hook a man up with a lady ;)

Cooper is so awesome, too bad he hooked me up with his friend

by DaddyDee12 March 1, 2020

Classic Cooper

Wanking with one hand, finger up the bum with the other

Had such a good Classic Cooper last night

by Ricky Martin1 September 29, 2012

Cooper

And absolute retarded fuck

Cooper is retarded

by Smart booiii August 23, 2020