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Brandon

Brandon is one of the worst people you'll met in all of your life times. all he's good for are offensive jokes. so screw brandon
screw brandon
by Destroyer0G August 12, 2021
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Brandon

3 words, RICH WHITE BOY

he is probably in a Jewish sex cult

But tries to hide it.

But overall he is a lovable, stupid, funny person
Omg, Brandon is soo funny
by sexy mommy June 4, 2019
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Brandon

He will fuck u up if u fuck wit his gf and he is a asshole but he is loyal to his gurl and is cool tell u get on his bad side
Some person says fuck u

Brandon goes over there and beats his ass
by Fuckuup1674 January 24, 2018
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brandon

he's lowkey an idiot who makes fun of you and is clumsy asf butttttttt hes nice-ish when hes in a good mood
person 1: did you see brandon last nigh?
person 2: yeah, that dummy fell of a table
by rowbydowby May 27, 2019
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Brandon

1. Literally the biggest fucking pleb you’ll ever need
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that Brandon guy?
Person 2: Yeah, I have a class with him. Such a fucking pleb.
by TheSuperiorElephaht July 26, 2018
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Brandon

Man, this kid named Brandon has the big gay
by Jsbdbe October 24, 2018
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Brandon

Brandon is a sugar baby who does not trust his momma. He loves a giraffe of a woman. Actually, he loves any girl with an age on a clock (not military time if you know what I mean). But if you ask, he will say women are not funny and belong in the kitchen. He also likes to be referred to as Riley Reid.
That dude is such a Brandon, I saw him with your mom.
by brandonboyyyy13 June 9, 2020
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