May 13

National skip school day

Me: hey bro it’s May 13 tmrw
them: so?
me: it’s national skip school day
them: alr let’s do it
me: bet

by machary May 9, 2022

January 13

National shoot your shot day

Do you have a crush? If so shoot your shot on January 13th

by listen to me 😑 January 12, 2022

13 stepped

Approached for sex in an AA meeting. Usually by a god squad lecherous, sanctimonious prick.

I was feeling vulnerable in an AA meeting when a sanctimonious, god squad prick 13 stepped me for a cheap fuck.

by Entym January 30, 2018

December 13

people can be great. they can find cures and vaccines and meds against viruses and many illnesses. they don't always do it for profit but out of selfless noble motives. Scientific endeavours should be rewarded as the survival-ensuring actions they are.

Hey bubu, today is not about you or me.
Its December 13
Open it

by Krkič December 13, 2020

January 13

national brynn appreciation day. if you have a friend named brynn go post her on your story to show your appreciation for her

it’s january 13 go post brynn on your story

by howabtno January 13, 2022

june 13

wash yo ass day, to all you hating ass hoes that just sit around and don’t wash y’all all dis day is fa yall ass , post sb that don’t wash dey ass correctly

beyoncé said that june 13 is a special for some people

by ya daddy June 10, 2023

feb 13

make fun of your short friend day

short friend: hey
tall person: what lord farquaad
feb 13: valentines day

by anonymous February 13, 2022