net hard

when some on is on the internet talking junk only because they are not face to face with you, miles and miles away!

"Oh I'm a ni99er! O..OK you are really net hard on Halo right now"

"Why these people on Facebook so net hard, I bet they wouldn't say that to my face!"

by mrsvee November 15, 2011

Net damage

A word used sometimes in pokemon combat. It refers to the average damage of the move if used infinite times.
The formula for calculating it is

NET DAMAGE= BASE DAMAGE × ACCURACY

Fire Blast is has a net damage of 93.5, while Flamethrower has a net damage of 90, so Fire Blast is better.

by Gregorovich August 1, 2023

Net Fu

Ones ability to search the internet with extreme leetness

He can find anything on the internet. His net fu is strong.

by Narflar January 19, 2015

net

net (n). slang for mother/ grown woman. derived from the room (30/01/22)

my net doesn't rip that i fuck with tattoos and piercings.

by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022

open net

Used instead of 'open book' to indicate your life is open and available for others to peruse on the internet.

My everything is being publicized everywhere. Google has it all. Facebook has it all. The County Library has it all. My life is an open net.

by FunGal_in_SoCal July 15, 2011

No Net November

Basically the internet next november because net neutrality is going away

"Dude i'm so ready for no net november!"

by Jeffydickballs December 19, 2017

That's net

When something is spot-on, a hit, or an absolute move.

A: we're gonna burn this big honey backwood then get some chicken fried rice

B: oh shit that's net fam count me in

by Jesapi May 29, 2019