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Fridge

How the hell don,t you know what a fridge is.
Person 1:Hey whats a fridge
Person 2:How the hell don't you know its what you've been staring at for 3 hours
Person 1:Well your'e the guy who sits on the couch all day
Person 2: What does that have to do with fridges
by The all knowing Fridge September 3, 2020
mugGet the Fridgemug.

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest
I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.
by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018
mugGet the Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantrymug.

fridge

Love, double shift tonight. left you beer in the fridge. chicken broth ready. chop something into. leave me a goodnight ciggy. 🖤🦍
by Krkič July 8, 2019
mugGet the fridgemug.

Fridge goblin

Yep, definitely a fridge goblin—a mysterious, snack-stealing, half-eaten-food-leaving creature that lurks in the shadows of your kitchen. It thrives on confusion and mild inconvenience, making sure your favorite treats are either mysteriously missing or returned in the most cursed way possible.

Step one: Set a trap.
Step two: Confront the goblin (or guilty roommate/sibling).
Step three: Demand justice.

Or just start writing your name on everything in the freezer like a survival tactic.
The fridge goblin ate half of my Creamsicle and put it back in the box with no wrapper.
by I'm 100% your mom March 12, 2025
mugGet the Fridge goblinmug.

fridge nut

“I have fridge nuts!”
by Nicolicious2020 December 16, 2017
mugGet the fridge nutmug.

Fridging

When you tell someone you will be available in a second and then cowardly hiding in a fridge i.e outright lying (including and not limited to lying everyday in a political campaign)
Boris Johnson is a fridging cunt
by A_b_c1 December 11, 2019
mugGet the Fridgingmug.

fridge poop

A crep ton of dust under ur fridge
by Not you, that’s for sure. September 18, 2020
mugGet the fridge poopmug.

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