New Jersey suicide

Getting oneself whacked by the mob.

Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.

Luigi was warned that if he fooled around on Mario's turf he would be committing New Jersey suicide.

by Shmoesta December 31, 2023

New Jersey Bread Basket

Vigorously shoving bread up your asshole and then shitting it out

My boss fired me so I hit him with the New Jersey Bread Basket.

by jackbosgames March 29, 2025

New Jersey Hamster

When you stick your finger in your partners asshole and let that little rasscle wrestle in their asshole.

I gave William a New Jersey Hamster

by Tim Gates December 12, 2018

Moors of New Jersey

The Moors of New Jersey are a Sweetgum Kriyul tribe of purported Moorish ancestry mostly located in New Jersey, especially the Southern part of the state.

The Moors of New Jersey have a lot of Muslim influence on their culture.

by Abu Ali Al Aliy December 8, 2024

New Jersey

A place that makes Detroit look like Monaco

Jesus, I’m glad I don’t live in New Jersey!

by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 11, 2022

New Jersey Junior Mints

Sardines in Louisiana hot sauce

Hey man you know what sounds good for lunch today is some New Jersey Junior Mints

by Scrappinkappen October 20, 2018

New Jersey "Thank You"

Having sex with your sibling while you're pumping your own gas.

Jake: Hey dude why weren't you at the Miley Cyrus concert yesterday?

Ryan: Oh, sorry. I was giving my sister a New Jersey "Thank You".

by IncestWill June 18, 2017