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J pocket

Is when you masterbate while your hand is in your pocket.
Kid 1: "what is that kid doing under there?"
kid 2: "I don't know, looks like he's digging deep in his pocket for something."
kid 1: " no, i think he's j pocketing."
by Agent-Orange April 29, 2009
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shootin' the j

Playing basketball, commonly in an urban setting; shooting hoops.
1) Hey homes, wanna go shoot the j?
2) I saw him shootin' the j yesterday on the block.
by B-Dawg June 17, 2006
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J-sizzle

Having great intellect in all things sarcastic and smack talkable while possessing a wit and subtle charm as not to offend.

Usually found in or around the NW Portland area (and sometimes Spokane).
OH SNAP! That was one hellacious burn J-sizzle laid on me.
by C-aught you slippin' August 24, 2006
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Lisa J

She may appear an intelect but has a fantastic sense of humour. She is never what you think and is ever changing. She has great taste in music and surrounds herself with people much like herself. Can take a joke and never takes herself too seriously. an awesome friend and a better lover. Sincere, kind, honest, and hard working. A true beauty.
Lisa j is the girl you'd want to marry.
by Liski February 6, 2010
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blea-j

The act of giving a BJ after the guy has dipped his dick into bleach. This sexual act is also great for teeth whitening!
Alice just gave him a blea-j. Her teeth are as white as cum!
by themuskrat May 23, 2008
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Ooping the J

A sex move.
This occurs with two males and a lovely female. Male 1 is choking his chicken til he's ready to splurt. Male 2 runs into the room when Male 1 yells, "We've got an Oopertunity!" Female 1 opens her mouth, as she is the basket. Male 1 shoots, in the air, Male 2 slams down the shot into Female 2's hoop.

These can be alley-oops, 3-pointers, or foul shots if the Female was acting a little rough
Damn Aaron, Yashira has such a big mouth, wanna Oop the J?

Kenny broke the glass after slamming and Ooping that J!

Tom, Dennis, and Claire were Ooping the J when Tom's mom came into the room and rejected the shot! Sick..
by Emas Diez May 8, 2006
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J Bizzle

My flipapaynyo girlfriend is aight. She can't speak English for shit but gives great j bizzle.
by Carly Wild August 9, 2008
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