cheese baldy

When you have a corn nut stuck up your butt the the only thing you can use to get it out is a wet fart

Person 1: ugh there is a corn nut stuck in my butt
Person 2: just wet fart it out it’s called a cheese baldy

by Dangerous golf ball June 9, 2021

cheese-miker

someone named Mike who has way too much cheese stored in their Car

Wow, Mike! You're such a cheese-miker!

by ballsackcheese900 December 9, 2021

Grilled Cheese

When a man with an unwashed penis (dick cheese) has sex with a woman with a yeast infection (the bread).

Guy 1: Did you hear Josh and Becky had a hookup?
Guy 2: Gross. Sounds like an all-around Grilled Cheese.

by PsychoPiper October 15, 2020

Cheese toasty

Whilst performing anal sex with someone who has smeg, the receiver lets out a hot fart on the Givers penis.

Cs: “omg did you hear what ch did to ws last night?
She gave him a cheese toasty”
Hh: “whats that?”

Cs: “ they were doing anal and she farted on his cheesy dick”

by Twiggy twang February 10, 2024

Cheese Pita

When bottoms and tops swap and cover themselves in shredded cheese

Bryn: Where did all the shredded cheese go?
Rodney: last nights cheese pita

by lilbobobigbobo May 18, 2022

dick cheese

The cheese surrounding the circumference of the dick

Oh he’s dirty he has that nasty dick cheese

by girthydog February 1, 2020

pup cheese

The Cottage Cheese Dirty Grossness Found Inside and/or Between a Large/Fat Person's Hefty Rolls.

Lots of Pup Cheese Oozed from Under the Woman's Back Rolls as She Tried to Squeeze Herself into that Bikini!

by Yo Samell May 29, 2018