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Faggot Monkey

Bad at Valorant and queer to the point where you break the laws of thermodynamics
by Jensifer May 30, 2023
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Monkey

A animal covered in hair also insult or response to my friends
1. Your a fucking Monkey
2. Shut your Monkey face ass up
by Stocx9 January 22, 2022
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homophobic gangbang monkey

the act of removing the foreskin of a monkeys penis
person 1: im gonna homophobic gangbang monkey that guy over there

person 2: what the fuck
by ifuckkids97 August 25, 2022
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Monkey Bread

Titled to be after a wild KJ that is in their natural habitat. A state of KJ which is thoroughly cooked and baked to pure perfection. The top being the most blackest and crispiest. The bottom buns being the most softest, plump, and tastiest and darkest pieces to ever have been savored. The best state being in the oven cooked at 450 Degrees until it's Vantablack.
TT: "Dude would you like to have some Monkey Bread?"

Bii Bii: "It's too black for me, I think I'd rather eat cinnamon sticks"

TT: "Good point" -Throws Out Monkey Bread-
by WetKat October 5, 2023
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is that a monkey?

Bob: hey Chris, is that a monkey?
Chris: idk
by risrassser12 August 22, 2022
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Monkey poop

This is an insult by every 3 year old when you don’t let them eat the shit in the toilet
Person 1: it’s mine!
Person 2: no it’s mine
Person 1: fudge you you monkey poop
by Master oogway is daddy May 24, 2022
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kitchen monkey

A member of the kitchen staff that ranks below a slave.
A member of the that the rest of the kitchen staff to gang up on and mistreats to the point the kitchen monkey quits.

A member of a kitchen that the head chef does not like.

A dumb member of the kitchen staff

An kitchen employee that is in trouble and the rest of the kitchen staff en mass make to their mundane jobs.

Any hotel banquet cook that realizes the banquet kitchen is run by a moron and applies to another department that the rest of the banquet kitchen staff resent and treat with scorn.
by Laughing Oak November 2, 2013
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