Dick Tick

When your girlfriend/boyfriend always wants sex, therefore is always stuck to your dick. A dick tick.

“Is Robert coming out to dinner?”
“Yeah, he’s bringing his dick tick.”

by Savage Atlas July 26, 2019

Dick Rider

Dick Riding means to be on someone’s meat all the time everyday.

Gio Stop dick riding him.

People named Giovanni are dick riders.

by FuckGio March 29, 2022

dick nubbs

A name your buddy skyler gives u for rideing stupidly and he hopes you eat shit 😂😂❤

Hey dick nubbs fly down the road and whip

by Dick nubbs December 6, 2017

Scissor Dick

When two women are scissoring (two females cross their legs so that their genitals touch) and a male places his dick between their genitals.

Hey, you two ladies wanna scissor dick with me?

by Techno God December 18, 2021

Mad dick

A bothersome act or event

Jake: Hey man can I get my scooter back
Bill: nah yo it’s gone
Jake: mad dick yo, lemme get some money for it
Bill:mad dick nah
Jake: bro what do you had the scooter mad dick
Bill:

by the mystery nigga August 26, 2021

Grenade Dick

When a guy has an erection with so much blood flow that it literally feels like his penis is about to explode. It is generally quite painful.

"The pain of grenade dick makes it much more difficult to conceal my hard-on than a typical erection."

by The Real Mister Mister August 24, 2017

meeting dick

A Cadd who does not show up to meetings on time.

This is your final warning….. stop being a meeting dick and get there on time!

by Cretin76 March 13, 2020