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fag monkey

To be annoying and or irrative very frequently
Daniel is a fag monkey on Battlefront .
by hapax_legomenon January 3, 2018
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monkey bumbles

A monkey's naughty bits. The part of the monkey that you don't want to see.
That monkey was touching his monkey bumbles in front of the kids.
by jasoninalbany May 30, 2008
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Monkey

An animal who eats banana, and it's a nasty creatures .
Australian guy : hello there mate!
Monkey: aaagh aaaaa ggghhh aaa hgggag aaaghha haahhahg
by Havard student June 25, 2022
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Green apple monkey

When your gamer tag is MinMa5ter233
by Dark blue banana fucker September 29, 2021
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Shameless Butt Monkey

The shameless butt monkey pleaded with the court for transparency.
by 51acker December 30, 2020
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Spider Monkey

A person who is disruptive, abrasive, controlling, neurotic, and extremely angry for no good reason.
Did you see the woman at the school board meeting the other day? She jumped up and down and flung her verbal shit all over the room like a god damn spider monkey!
by Tvvat March 29, 2022
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Monkey Philosophy

It's a different perspective on life. It makes you question your actions, everything you do or say. This is considered NicheTok, as it isn't yet so viral, and has just started becoming popular at the start of October 2025.

In the sample sentence, it'll show how 'Monkey Philosophy' is used, but to question something. This is then put in a monkey sitting on a toilet photo.
What if spending hours on the bathroom throne isn't procrastination, but meditation? Maybe the tip of the mountains are reached from where no one dares sit. 'Tis it is decreed that this is a law that is stood by, The Law of Monkey Philosophy.
by Colleen Esther October 7, 2025
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