Blue Meatloaf

The state of sexual desperation where a man would be willing to have intercourse with the most unpleasant looking vagina on earth. Combining the elements of blue balls and a vagina that looks like a meatloaf. Often used when female dommes keep their submissive men in chastity for so long, they would no longer care how they orgasmed.

No, I can’t let Fred out of his chastity cage tonight, because he’s blue meatloafing right now and I don’t have any rope to tie him down.

by Alana Riverwood May 13, 2022

Blue pilled

The moment when some MAGA twat realizes that they have been lied to and manipulated by Donald Trump

Did you hear Nick Fuentes rant on Trump and the Epstein denial, he totally got Blue pilled

by WeCouldveHadYang July 17, 2025

Kentucky Blue Ass

When a well-endowed person slaps another person's ass so much that it severely bruises. *Not to be confused with a Kentucky Slide Dick-in.*

"I'd love to show Lyle Lovett a thing or two about Kentucky Blue Ass."

by Nordine October 20, 2021

blue collar coochie

a term coined to describe unkempt lady-parts as a result of work-life circumstances. unkempt being untrimmed or without pampering. a woman can still be healthy and hygienic while having a case of b.c.c. but let it be understood that she only has it because she doesn’t have enough time for extra self care due to work, school, etc.

(originally heard in a tiktok video by)

“Hey you excited for your date tonight?”

“Girl I’m having a bad case of blue collar coochie... I just worked double overtime, I guess I won’t be going home with anyone...”

by st_adoreu November 30, 2020

blue blumpkins

When a girl leaves you with blue balls after performing the first half of a blumpkin, your blue balls are more specifically blue blumpkins.

Dude, that chick left me with some serious blue blumpkins

by Mitchell Hauff September 10, 2013

Blue

A Person who talks shit behind your back, yet can't talk about you to your face.

That dumbass is such a blue!!!

by asdbgadiofngvadl May 5, 2010

Blue Hawaiian

Using a blue flavored pixie stick as an tool when performing masterbation on a female.

While Henrietta and Henry were alone in their bedroom, Henry reached to the side of his bed and grabbed blue flavored pixie sticks and proceeded to perform a blue hawaiian on Henrietta.

by Jonny More Than Meets The gers November 23, 2021