Ur mom

The hottest woman alive.

Person: I met the sexiest woman ever
Person2: who was it?
Person: ur mom

by Ur wife >:) February 25, 2022

Acid mom

whenever a fun loving gal loves acid so much she makes it her child

thing 1:bro she going crazy with dat acid
thing2:yea i bet you can call her acid mom

by leisha lia geringer toby rowan December 16, 2019

Mom

Doesnt give a shit if she ruined your birthday by not getting a game she told you she would get for your birthday and then acts like your the asshole when you get mad at her for only buying you shirts instead.

Me:why the fuck did you only buy me two shirts and a football when you told me you were getting me a game.

Mom: because that game was to violent you will just have two years until your 17

Me: bitch i can handle it im fuckin 15

by Lodgan slayer December 8, 2018

your mom

your mom

You: hi mom

Your mom: your mom

by Frizzy84 February 9, 2022

ur mom

look, I know you´re just a 10-year-old kid that somehow ended up here. shouldn't you have school now?

kid 1: haha lol i roasted you
kid 2: ur mom

by a guy named adam June 11, 2020

your mom

your mom likes milk and fatness

YOUR MOM GETTING MILK

by mateo_94 June 14, 2022

ur mom

This is a term used by triggered 6 year olds that smash their keyboards after getting killed 40 times.

POV: You kill him 50+ times and you call him trash (not toxic, just true xdddd) and he says "ur mom" after smashing his keyboard and slobbering all over his microphone that his mommy bought.

by Wastful November 29, 2020