Shit Pillow

When you place a wad of toilet paper in the empty bowl before you take a shit. This "pillow" muffles the sound...so no one knows you're shitting.

Friend: I'm going out of town this weekend with Mike for the first time and staying in a hotel. How will I poop without him knowing?
Me: Dude, just make a shit pillow.

by quickpause February 1, 2015

ripe shit

The smelliest largest deuce you have ever taken in your entire life. Stinks up the bathroom so bad you can barely breathe

God damn my nigga I just took a ripe shit! I swear it made my eyes tear up dog!!

by Afatbluewalrus April 5, 2015

google that shit

When you don't know the answer to a question so you tell your bro to search google for it

Guy1: how long does a bee live?
Guy2: IDK google that shit

by yenko_man May 16, 2015

Hit the shit

To make or do something in an utterly fantastic manner. To succeed completely and beyond doubt. To stumble upon brilliance.

Dude, you gotta check out this new book! Robert Jordan has hit the shit, his new work is amazing!

by seiyonoryuu May 21, 2015

ultra shit

The moment while in school and you get a pain in your anus causing you to ask to go to the bathroom. When you stand your ass contracts causing you to make a rock solid projectile to launch out of your ass following a tsunami of loose shit killing everyone behind you.

Steve:"Dang dude I just took an ultra shit in class today, killing my teacher!"
Josh:"Whats an ultra shit?"

by Theanaldistructor232 December 9, 2016

Shit cunt

A person of female gender whom tends to wipe the wrong way after depositing a large shit. There for causing a cunt full of shit... shit cunt.

Mate your misses got such a shit cunt.
She needs to learn to wipe the right way.

by Cragit July 7, 2019

Cracked the shits

Usually a clearly definable moment, when coping mechanisms devolve into chaos, fire and emotion, and your inner id is unleashed on the perpetrator.

Commonly used in Australia, especially around idiots.

Dog walker to house guest: I'm sorry, I didn't realise the the afternoon walk was cancelled? Funny, because I came all this way? No biggie. Have a great day and I’m around if you need me.

Dog walker to Dog owner. If you ever cancel the walk at the last minute again I am dropping you as a client. Do you know how many dogs I need to walk each day? How many you have now inconvenienced? Do you think I need to put up with this? You need to take a long hard look at yourself.

House Guest to Dog owner: That dog walker seemed nice. He didn't seem to mind about the last minute cancellation.

Dog owner to house guest: Yeah, nah, he cracked the shits.

by TheRealPegasus April 24, 2019