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square mom

Square mom-best mom
A triangle mom isn't as great as a square mom
by nir5117 August 3, 2017
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ur mom

bro you suck
“ur mom
by chickenlvr07 November 23, 2021
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Mom

Boy: hey Mom what we gonna do tonight 😏
“Mom”: oh you know exacly what
by DirtyMindedChick July 29, 2018
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ur mom

example 1: ur mom is a very awful insult but is very funny at the same time lots of annoying kids say it lol
example 2: ur mom is the conjtuble verb referring to a body or group that is being particularly crappy, assay, or just overall bitchy
ur mom is so fat 🙄🙄😡😡
by hello bobby March 2, 2022
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Safety MOM

A Safety person that is not qualified in their job and needs an attitude adjustment. She prances her fat ass around writing every simple workplace violation up. When asked what the reference is for this violation she has nothing to say. Her nick names are: FAT CUNT, Large Marge, and Safety psycho.
The Safety Mom reamed out the workers for eating at their work centers. Safety Mom Julia likes to rat all on all of her co-workers out when she finds safety violations. Everyone watch out, Safety mom is prancing her fat ass over to the building in about 20 min. FUCK YOU, SAFEY MOM
by Covid Sham Artist August 21, 2025
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your mom gay

The rumored 4th, and final stage of BOFA. Symptoms: Instant explosion. "The stages of BOFA go like this. 1st Stage: BOFA, Almost never fatal, though incurable. 2nd Stage: Ligma, Extremeley Deadly (99.87% chance of death), almost no information is known of this, as it is extremeley deadly. 3rd Stage: E-TMA, nearly completeley fatal, there is only 0.00000000000000000000000001% of the population who survives this, Said pepole/person are kept always in a locked cell, with NO SOUND ABLE TO ENTER.4th Stage: your mom gay, UNSURVIVABLE. ONCE YOU HEAR THIS, AND YOU ARENT THE SENDER, YOU EXPLODE." Extra Information: BOFA, and all the other stages of BOFA, are transmitted by sounds, and are INCURRABLE. If you meet ANYONE wHO CAN SURVIVE THIS INSULT, BRING THEM TO THE NEAREST POLICE STATION, MILLITARY CAMP, OR HOSPITAL, THERE, THEY wILL BE ESCORTED TO ANOTHER CELL.
Here, Is an example of how BOFA, Ligma, E-TMA, and your mom gay spread

Guy 1: Hey have you head about BOFA?
Guy 2: Nope, whats BOFA?
Guy 1: BOFA DEEZ NUTZ IN YO MOUF

Example 2:

Guy 1: It's so sad that Ninja died of Ligma
Guy 2: what's Ligma?
Guy 1: LIGMA BALLZ

Example 3:

Guy 1: It's so sad that Alex died of E-TMA
Guy 2: what's E-TMA?
Guy 1: E-TMA BALLZ

Final Example:

CEO: You're Fired, GET THE FUCK OUT
Jeff: Your mum gay
CEO: -explodes-
by Chad3 November 20, 2021
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Mom

A magical being that can apparently make your lost things appear
Me: mom the milk isn’t in the freezer.

Mom: yes it is check again

Me: still not there

Mom: that’s it I’m checking the freezer

See? Right there!

Me: h….how ho how did

Middle child: wait what is milk doing in the freezer.

Mom: your little brother is making ice cream.

Middle child: that isn’t even how people make ice cream.
by Kartoons Productions April 30, 2022
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