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You wouldn't get this in France

This expression is frequently used at public meetings taking place in localities across the whole of the UK. A meeting will be called to discuss such contentious issues as the removal of gypsy/travellers' sites or the influx of immigrant workers into a given community and, as tempers flare and fists shake, the shout will invariably go up: "You wouldn't get this in France!"

An allusion to France in the positive can be said to be unusual in Gall-hating Britain, but most Brits will concede a begruding respect for French militancy and people mobilisation during national debates - the roadblocks that kept petrol prices from going up being one example. Also, British people so applauded the outlawing of muslim headgear in French schools that the enmity of centuries could be felt to thaw almost over night. Therefore "You wouldn't get this in France" is an indirect form of the blanket, scapegoating racism I've become accustomed to in both countries.
Chair: So I've tabled a motion for keeping the travellers' site right on your semi-detached doorsteps.
Angry braying Uk homeowners: You wouldn't get this in France. I'm off to get my pitchfork.
by DPMars October 6, 2006
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Get the Rocket Launcher

A term used when the funnist kid in the world, Joeseph White, says when he makes fun of English people in Halo 2.
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Get your stats up

term used when a friend/acquaintance/colleague shows no knowledge or understanding of a topic of interest.
You: "Dude did you hear about Moss getting traded to the Titans?"

Friend: "He got traded again?"

You: "C'mon bro get your stats up."

Friend: "Sorry I'm constipated...."

You: "......"
by Underdog46 November 7, 2010
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Loser Gets to Pick Up

What you say to the winner of a board game when they are celebrating right before you walk away.
Carolyn: I won! In your face!

You: Whatever, loser gets to pick up. *walks away*
by Plaid Drapes January 21, 2014
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gets his socks off

To enjoy, to find joy in.
I think Joe really gets his socks off closing cases randomly.
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Get off my pitch

When you want someone to leave you alone, get out of your way, get out of your sight ETC, you say: "Get off my pitch!"
Boss: "This is the 15th time you've been late for work!"
Employee: "Sorry Sir! My dog had a really bad seizure and I had to rush him to the vet."
Boss: "I've had enough of your stupid excuses. You're fired! Now get off my pitch!!!"
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