Cheese Pizza

When you don't wash your uncut penis for a month and have sex with a girl with a yeast infection

This girl I hooked up with in the club made a cheese pizza with me.

by Dick Gritty July 10, 2024

cheese pizza

censoring of the words "child porn"
usually used in youtube videos to avoid demonetization

youtuber guy: and as you can see here guys this is some real bad cheese pizza i censored it for your eyes but its real bad
guy: what the fuck

by daftrio January 29, 2025

Cheese pizza

Short for when a man slices his penis into two and makes a meal

Who wants a cheese pizza?

by Therealscientist November 13, 2023

cheese toasty

when the teacher is coming and you need to change what your doing

Jim: oh lookout cheese toasty

Poile: thanks man

by Dom Jenkins February 21, 2022

Cheese toasty

Whilst performing anal sex with someone who has smeg, the receiver lets out a hot fart on the Givers penis.

Cs: “omg did you hear what ch did to ws last night?
She gave him a cheese toasty”
Hh: “whats that?”

Cs: “ they were doing anal and she farted on his cheesy dick”

by Twiggy twang February 10, 2024

The cheese man

he is god

the cheese man is god and produces cheesey cum

by faceiscum November 17, 2021

The Cheese Man

If your name is the cheese man, aka Alfie Spittle then you are a top shagger at cherry fucking Bay. Went Zante and ended up eating out an OAP on the kitchen side that had crabs. Drives a Corsa that has a dirty black box and doesn't go above 20mph the silly cunt. Alfie Spittle, the pussy muncher with a cheesy Helmet.

The cheese man says
: Oi cheeso, is it sweet like chocolate?

by CherryBay July 12, 2023