hmmmm trying to think of what to type

Trying to think of what to send to girlfriend

Guy 1: hmmmm trying to think of what to type.
Guy 1: Yo, what do I say to her?
Guy 2: nice boobs and butt?

by Cooper Vistad November 29, 2021

What am I doing wrong

Used when there’s a hot girl and somehow an ugly guy gets with her

Damn Skylar is bad!!! Look at her boyfriend though, he’s ugly. what Am I doing wrong…

by tanoshimou September 25, 2023

What the smegma

A phrase used to emphasize surprise, similar to “WTF” or “WTH”. In addition to a surprise element, it adds a rather disgusting emotional response.

Is that your mom’s prolapsed butthole? What the smegma!

by Evola May 12, 2024

what

a indication that someone is not listening and should be head-bashed with a shovel and then yelled at by a loudspeaker

what??????????????? oh ok

by patcat November 5, 2019

what the

what the.

Jez: Wake up or i’m gonna kill you.
Zay: What the

by bikini_killer831 November 17, 2023

Do What

When you’re about to beat the hell out of someone for a rude/disrespectful comment or question but you like the person so you are giving them the chance to make it right.

Man: Hey, you wanna fuck?
Woman: Do what?

Man: Is that a no?
Woman: Beats that ass and not in a good way.

by Want2FlyAwayWithMe April 25, 2020

I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫

Commonly used with two pictures, and the last image is cursed and all you hear is “ I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫”

Person 1: You: 🐴
Person 1: Me: 👨
Person 2: *insert image of horse riding human here* I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫

by I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But March 11, 2024