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Market Rasen Muddy Cuddle

When two people shit on each other and cuddle in a sleepy town in Lincolnshire
Gosney and Alan loved to Market Rasen Muddy Cuddle after a shitty day at work
by BrendyBrend October 10, 2025
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Hoinky-Sploinky Mudpile

A method in eating a frosted cupcake—the act of removing the frosting from the top of the cupcake, utilizing the wrapper to do so, and dipping pieces of the cupcake into the frosting.
Nate: Your Hoinky-Sploinky Mudpile is so sloppy, how do you sleep at night?
Max: With your mom next to me.
by Nateils November 3, 2025
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Mount Gushmore Mudslide

A specialised sex manoeuvre: You (a man) have a woman in the Pile Driver Position and you all but squeeze out a turd into her vagina, then suck it back into your ass on repeat while jerking off (optional to use her feet) until you both cum, culminating in her shit packed vagina gushing out all the shit and her fluids along with your jizz, which cascade down her front towards her 'mountains' and face.

I thought of this sex act the other day but can't find a known term for it anywhere, I dub thee: "Mount Gushmore Mudslide".
You're welcome. 😎
My cousin wanted a dirty surprise for her birthday so I gave her a Mount Gushmore Mudslide, she never squirted so hard in her life.

This big titty runaway knocked on my trailer the other night, poor lost soul looked like she'd lost the will to live, so I did what any good Christian would have and called 4 of my buddies over to give her a Mount Gushmore Mudslide marathon before having a Mulch Bag session. Best weekend of my life.
by Fuckstick Johnson November 19, 2025
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d. muddle

some faggot
"that d. muddle is some faggot"
by TheBruddas May 28, 2022
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