monkey twist

Monkey twist is a position when both standing and where a girl takes her friend by the neck and like hangs on him while she puts her legs around his hips. Nothing sexual, but of course better in a real skinny dip adventure.

And then she did the monkey twist, that was the moment the world started to turn around him.

by 2. March 5, 2016

Monkey Logic

The reasoning used by someone who is completely high and severely horny.

The other night when Nate was talking about that model he hooked up....total monkey logic, that girl works at Starbucks.

by fearedbymost March 12, 2016

Smack that monkey

Verb; Pregame of clapping them cheeks. It’s the best way to end a Saturday night, the monkey isn’t gonna smack itself. Ya heard?

Dylan fled from Danville to hurry home & smack that monkey.

I was on my way to the hiney, but first I just had to smack that monkey to make her happy.

by King Draco November 24, 2018

chubby monkey

A chubby monkey is a fat,infectious vagina that oozes puss from the labia

Bro I tried fucking Sheryl but she has a huge chubby monkey

by Clam pussy December 1, 2018

Spank the monkey

Another word for jerk off and wack it

Man 1: Just spank the monkey man you will fill better

by SmartName December 6, 2018

sorry monkey 大肚臍

A slang to say sorry in a casual way . 大肚臍 Is read as "Die Told Chi"

A : Oh you stole my chocolate right ? 😠
B : Sorry monkey 大肚臍

by Fusefuse July 18, 2017

Flubber Monkey

A word used to poke fun at a cubby African American

Look at Tyrone. He's such a "Flubber monkey!"

by RobbzKeep July 29, 2017