Phantom Fart

A search engine AI says it's the sensation of flatulence (farting) without the actual expulsion of gas, but we all know that it's a poop that we all thought was just a fart.

Dude 1: "Hold on, let me just fart..."
Dude 1: "...."
Dude 1: "Yo, can I take a shower in here?"
Dude 2: "...Did you just have a phantom fart? dang, dude! you're nasty!"

by pa-chinko March 15, 2025

Backfired Fart

a belch or burp

My friends an I have a backfired fart contest to see who can break the record for the longest and loudest backfired fart recorded in history.

by minnie555 January 26, 2010

ball nut fart

A ball nut fart is when your penis splits down the middle all the way down to your ball sack and your balls hand down by a thread.

Some rando: you wanna do a ball nut fart?
Other dude: ok.

by Skibiti scroutum April 19, 2024

confused fart

A person who is arrogant as Fuck, but still needs validation to measure self worth.

My co-worker is a confused fart, who acts in charge of everything but understands nothing.

by Tr3adlightly September 2, 2022

Bart Fart

Man idek bruh it's like when you wanna BART FART or smth idfk

Oh yeah baby! it BART FART TIME! YEYEAH! *rips a massive beefer and runs off*

by BUGBEEF January 7, 2025

Matrix Fart

Letting out fart while listening to loud music with headphones, and you have no idea if people heard it.

I let out a matrix fart at the office.

by UrKillingMeSmals March 4, 2025

Fart

A fart can be loud or quiet but always smelly cause it's poop particles! Yummy

Guy 1- what's that eggy smell
Guy 2- oh the fart I just did

by IMFATNOTLOL September 2, 2019