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Double barrel SNOTgun

It's when your nose is really stuffy and you simultaneously blow air really hard through each nostril, which might be enough to blast snot from both of them at the same time, projecting a scattered tapestry of snot onto whatever you happened to be aiming you face at. It can also be done unintentionally, such as when you sneeze really hard and manage to cover your mouth but it gets diverted to your nose, spraying particles every which way. Regardless it's pretty disgusting so make sure you use a damn tissue next time or if you don't have one sneeze into your sleeve.
"Oh well that's gross. That guy just fired his double barrel SNOTgun at his desk and now there's boogers everywhere."

"I was sitting in class and this guy behind me blasted the back of my head with a double barrel SNOTgun. Guess that explains why my nose is feeling a little stuffy and I feel a cold coming on. ACHOO!"
by Suckmytoes_77 September 26, 2023
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Double oven

The act of cumming in someone's ass while having intercourse and continuing to have sex until you cut again
My bf gave me a double oven last night and I'm sore
by Unifornbread September 30, 2023
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Double Stuffed Oreo

When a woman has a huge shit in her ass and is getting fisted.
Woman: I haven't had my morning shit yet, but I'm so horny, please fuck me.

Partner: Okay, but you're going to be a double stuffed oreo.
by RetardedPussy October 1, 2023
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Double sided floople sludge

The pee stain on your carpet from when your bipolar floople got angry, because you didn’t feed it enough instant ramen for the day.
Jebreyne: What’s that green stuff on your carpet? That looks disgusting!
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”
by MR.AWSOMECRAYZAYMAN October 2, 2023
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Double Patriotism

When you are so patriotic that your patriotism isn't limited to one country. The haters will call it "dual loyalty" but they just don't get it.
The war in Iraq was such an inspiring example of double patriotism! George Bush spending $1 trillion dollars of taxpayer money to fight Israel's war shows that he loves Israel just as much as America! Being patriotic for 2 countries at once? That's twice the patriotism!!!
by shortbus_hitchhiker October 7, 2023
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double donkers

when a girl has massive i mean humoungus tiddies
yo look at stacy she got massive tiddies
nah she got em double donkers my guy
by baenis July 7, 2023
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Double Clutch

The act of sneaking up on someone and squeezing both of their buttcheeks at the same time.
Keep an eye on Ava at parties. She’s infamous for double clutching.
by TanksR4babies July 8, 2023
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