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Cock Monkey

A person who jumps from one man to the next.
Wow. Raelynn really is a cock monkey.
by KWOW3 December 19, 2016
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Burned the monkey

When you distroy shit your ex gave you... as in the time he gave you a stuffed animal, and then broke up with you so you burned it.
Friend: So how are things going with tom?
You: I burned the monkey..!
Friend: OH.!.
by Fo'realdoe December 19, 2016
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Smack that monkey

Verb; Pregame of clapping them cheeks. It’s the best way to end a Saturday night, the monkey isn’t gonna smack itself. Ya heard?
Dylan fled from Danville to hurry home & smack that monkey.

I was on my way to the hiney, but first I just had to smack that monkey to make her happy.
by King Draco November 24, 2018
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chubby monkey

A chubby monkey is a fat,infectious vagina that oozes puss from the labia
Bro I tried fucking Sheryl but she has a huge chubby monkey
by Clam pussy December 1, 2018
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Spank the monkey

Man 1: Just spank the monkey man you will fill better
by SmartName December 6, 2018
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Scribble Monkey

An artist of color.
Hey bob, look at the scribble monkeys drawing. It’s pretty good.
by Kraker Barrel October 24, 2018
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Monkey Nuts

An expression used to describe something that is crazy or just really good. This word is typically used to describe how hard a song goes.
Did you here my new mixtape, it goes monkey nuts!
Yo! Those new Jordans are monkey nuts!
by LIL BEAR & LIL DOUGGY November 4, 2018
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