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What do you say when the cops come calling?

I mean... If the send officer sexy then...
Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️
by Hym Iam March 1, 2025
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Mr. Do

An arcade game about a clown.
I scores 1,000,000 points on Mr. Do at the bar last night.
Jason what the fuck kind of crack are you on
by SuperKamptiA December 9, 2022
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Ok... Do it

Yeah, who exactly should do what bitch?
Hym "Yeah, I'll do it as soon as you come out and say it explicitly. 'Hym (Or even my real name). You're not getting paid so kill a kid' That is what doing what YOU'RE PRETENDING TO DO looks like. That's called pretending. That's the entire point of your religion. It's pieces of shit like you absolve themselves of guilt for being pieces of shit and claim moral superiority without having to not be a piece shit. So, you want to call my bluff? Ok... Do it. You were crying like a bitch a second ago. Who was that on pap-pap's grave shit-stain?"
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
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do

DO stands for drop out, used to refer to someone.
yeah he’s a DO but he’s still successful
by pepi@large March 8, 2020
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WHAT IS THIS GUY DOING IN MY LANE

Its a pokemon unite sort of thing so if your a speedster and you have to get good xp in the middle zone too level up because there not strong before evolution so people say there stealer and thats why there cant be more than 1 speedster
BREH WHAT IS THIS GUY DOING IN MY LANE HES SUCH A DUMBASS MY GOT SUCH A STEALER WHY ARE YOU STEALING MY XP AHHHHHHHHH
by GEt OuT Of MaH KitCheN bReH September 25, 2021
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do do hat

a do do hat is a different way of saying hijab, it is most commonly used by Australians, PLEASE ACCEPT THIS
frank: hey john, why does your wife wear that do do hat?
john: its part of her culture
frank: oh ok
by swaggerpimp February 27, 2019
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To do a David

To do a David; when you're undertaking any boring or monontanous task. Derived from the name David - that guy who drives an orange Renault Megane but calls it African Sunset.
What you get up to this weekend? Oh, just doing a David. What's that? You know, To Do a David; planting the front garden border, insulating the loft, washing the Megane.
by Lionking69 June 1, 2017
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