do you want an umbrella with that

A term mainly used in and around Portland Oregon to insult someone for being weak, over dramatic, annoying, or a wimp.

Kyle: I just stubbed my toe and it really hurts

Chad: Do you want an umbrella with that?

by user46589281 May 30, 2020

Do Daniel & Josh have big Hotdogs

Yes, YES! They Indeed do, all the women hotdog eaters say its soo long and tasty that the ketchup doesnt have taste.

Girl: Did you enjoy Daniel & Josh's Hot Dogs? Do Daniel & Josh have big Hotdogs

Girl 2 I Indeed did!!

by Daniel And Josh June 13, 2020

You didn’t do this right

When someone doesn’t do something right. Or does something left.

You didn’t do this right

by Lalisa Manoban June 16, 2020

doing the field

when you don’t wanna talk to your boyfriend so you “go do the field”

gtg joe doing the field

by chinese chicken curry July 2, 2020

DOS

in the GOOD OL' DAYS of computing, a game known as DOOM came out. and in the earliest versions, a screen that says "DOOM Operating System v1.1", and that's nothing more than a screen. It's initials are the same as it's Operating System (MS-DOS) witch stands for Disk Operating System.

Guy 1: Hey, do you remember seeing something that said DOOM Operating System v1.1?
Guy 2: You mean, you saw something that said DOS?
Guy 1: No, boot-up an early version of Doom, and you'll se it.
Guy 2: Oh, alright. Ill do that later.

by de nerd crusader July 14, 2020

Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.

Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*

by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020

do a jacey

A lady of the night who willingly let's men go bareback preferably down dock areas late at night.

I'm going down the docks to do a jacey

by ssorairotciv July 17, 2020