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Cum lord

Goddamn that guys such a cum lord I wonder if he wants to have sex with me
by Cum lord69420 July 2, 2022
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cum sizzle

Bro 1: hay bro what would you like to eat

Bro 2: cum sizzle

Bro 1: sizzles some cum
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Kings Cum

The same drinking game as Kings Cup but instead of mixing alcohol, every one will jerk off into the centre cup and last person to pull a King will drink it.
Let’s play Kings Cum;
“You pulled a King, Jerk off into the cup”

“I this is my second time, I’m going to need a hand.”
“I’m going to guzzzel that creamy cumshot of a Kings cup
by 1/2$Penny July 3, 2022
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Cum high

A Cum high; when you cum and suddenly feel like you are out of this world. Thinking of what just happened.
I came so hard i got deep into a cum high.

Ally I gave him the biggest cum high
by E.A.F. July 3, 2022
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Cum cookie

A Cookie, however instead of being filled with warm melty chocolate, is filled with cum.
Rob: Yo dawg, pass me the cum cookie
Harry: what the fuck?
Rob: Y'know man? The cookie filled with cum!
Harry: oh yeah! Sounds yummy
by ILOVEcumcookies July 4, 2022
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cum

Hey Oliver Wanna Have Som Cum
Fuck No.I Aint Gay
by lcea July 4, 2022
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Cums

When something is very good, usually relating to food.
-eating some good ass mac-n-cheese- "this shit cums!" can be used synonymously with "slaps" or "smacks" in the same sentence.
by 5klr July 4, 2022
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