Shit butties

the awful smell of a persons bad-breath, often during early morning, or last thing at night, an often terrible whiff of a bad stench,

Jeez, did you smell the breath of her, it smelt like she had been eating shit butties,

by Lee Wylding December 17, 2009

Ruined shit

To be verbally abused and torn down

The girls thought he was cool, until his friends ruined his shit.

by eep April 24, 2004

Shit Split

Someone's butt crack.

He was floating in the swimming pool upside down and all you could see was his shit split.
I shouldn't have eaten all of those hot peppers. Everytime I wipe, it feels like my shit split is going to bleed.

by King Skelvis May 2, 2014

Shit on a Sandwich

1. An exclamation of surprise, disbelief, disgust, anger, or horror.

2. A sandwich with feces on it.

1. Joey: "Holy shit on a sandwich! That was cool!"

2. The shit on a sandwich special smelled terrible.

by D-Sacc February 5, 2009

Full of shit

Someone who didn't go through enough physical punishment as a kid to really know how to make anybody's life a living hell or tormented life.

Lindsay was full of shit and waited for somebody else's thoughts and ideas, so that she could either use them on someone else, or turn them into money via mainstream media, or both.

by Solid Mantis October 2, 2019

Fucked shit

Something that is beyond the normal levels of fuckery and has evolved into fucked shit.

Person1: hey I'm a good person but I'd dropkick a pregnant girl in the stomach for $4

Person2: My guy... That's some fucked shit

by LordHeadasa August 26, 2019

Shit Spackle

When you have the screaming shits that result in a shot gun peppering of the inside of the toilet. Usually the result of Thai and/or Indian food. Also a probable result of getting shit faced.

Man i ate so much Taco Bell yesterday, i shit spackled the back of the toilet.

by Cock Thicket October 7, 2011