April 25th. The day all women are required to give their mans all they can take of super thiccy thicc thighs. Happy National thigh day!
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Get the National thigh day mug.Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.
The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"
Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."
Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."
by The Canadian Information Minister February 29, 2004
Get the Steak and Blowjob Day mug.Celebrated on July 7th, we honor our nations soon-to-be-coming zombie attack, and watch our favorite zombie movies with pride. In which case everyone must remember that shooting or hitting zombies in the head is the only thing to stop them during an attack.
WARNING: Young children feel the need to eat the brains of small animals or other children.
WARNING: Young children feel the need to eat the brains of small animals or other children.
Tom - "Hey, look it's national zombie day!"
Jeff - "Oh wow! Lets watch Dawn of the Dead!"
Tom - "Okay!"
Random Child - "OM NOM NOM I'MA EAT CHUR BRAINZ."
Jeff - (shoots child in the head)
Tom - "Wow Jeff, you sure saved us on that one."
Jeff - "It was no problem."
Jeff - "Oh wow! Lets watch Dawn of the Dead!"
Tom - "Okay!"
Random Child - "OM NOM NOM I'MA EAT CHUR BRAINZ."
Jeff - (shoots child in the head)
Tom - "Wow Jeff, you sure saved us on that one."
Jeff - "It was no problem."
by TwitchyTeh1337 July 7, 2008
Get the National Zombie Day mug.April 1rst. A day in which practical jokes are played. The second worst birthday surpassed only by febuary 29th
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Get the April Fools' Day mug.A Mormon who completly contradicts their religion by smoking weed and drinking alcohol. He/She still considers them self Mormon though.
Stoner: "Hey man you want a mountain dew?"
Latter Day Stoner: "No, I don't drink caffeine."
Stoner: "Why?"
Latter Day Stoner: "I'm Mormon."
Stoner: "What?"
Latter Day Stoner: "Yeah... you wanna smoke another bowl?"
Stoner: "For sure."
Latter Day Stoner: "No, I don't drink caffeine."
Stoner: "Why?"
Latter Day Stoner: "I'm Mormon."
Stoner: "What?"
Latter Day Stoner: "Yeah... you wanna smoke another bowl?"
Stoner: "For sure."
by Kristen Lee J October 18, 2008
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