When you’re not a pussy or an attention seeking emo, and actually want to kill yourself in the lulziest way, which is also your favorite activity (slitting your wrists).
Cutting down the road will sever your blood vessel, or in nerd speech, radial artery and will result in an effective, epic win death which will garner lots of sobs and attention from people who once wronged you.
Cutting down the road will sever your blood vessel, or in nerd speech, radial artery and will result in an effective, epic win death which will garner lots of sobs and attention from people who once wronged you.
Jayden: Damn man.. Stephany broke up with me for Nathan.. We were dating for 8 months and next week was supposed to be our anniversary! I just want to slit my wrists and die right now!
Alex: Remember, Jayden. It’s ALWAYS down the road, NEVER across the street.
Alex: Remember, Jayden. It’s ALWAYS down the road, NEVER across the street.
by Spergs June 25, 2023
by jackwagon39 September 1, 2015
Your wife has been trying very hard to quit a nasty porn addiction but she broke down and now can't stop.
by gave in November 16, 2017
term used for when you separate from somebody you were never in a relationship with. but somehow emotionally attached to them.
by keithxwilson July 23, 2020
when you are sitting in your desk in class and you get a boner, or when you get a boner in class so you sit down at your desk to help hide it.
by sprainter August 27, 2015
by brannotfunny April 26, 2019
har har har! the geeble gobble gobble but they dont gobble down
if you are going insane you say this to let people know youre insane you say the geeble gobble gobble but they dont gobble down
by ausboss20001 October 8, 2023