Doing Ares

Excusing non excusable behaviors by trying to find a positive in situation with no positives

"He heated on me ... But it's okay it was my fault I wasn't enough"
"Nope. Shush. You are doing Ares"

by Kittyab12 May 19, 2025

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Don’t do it

DOOOOOO ITTTTT

Me: “Just don’t do it”

Friend: “that’s wrong”

Me: “don’t-“
Friend: DOOOOOO ITTTTTTT

by Yo bish June 22, 2019

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doing the swiss

when you fuck a swiss person or a piece of swiss cheese

When I was in Geneva I was told I should be doing the swiss. But when I couldn't find any beautiful women, I went to a cheese store instead

by cheesefuckinmotherfucker October 31, 2021

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The Dos^e

Acquiring two sexually transmitted infections from a single encounter.

Scot returned from Trinidad with The Dos^e (chlamydia and gonorrhea) after his big night out.

by MikeFigurski July 4, 2025

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Doing a Goodman

Making extravagant and wildly inaccurate or inopropriate claims.

Statements such these would be considered doing a Goodman.

‘I’m the people’s champion’

Or

‘I’m in the top 3’

Or

‘People mistake me for a fitness model’

by Caldorini March 20, 2019

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Very VIGOROUS, FAST, and ANGRY sex with a boy on boy or boy on girl but the catch is you're not in love with them because it's transactional sex made famous by Liam Keel's rough sex fantasies and it's practically you both fighting while jumping and thrusting to make the other cum first.

I'm stoked to Do The Liam Keel with my best friend's sister's best friend. Loser who cums first buys the meal after... I've been training with edging for longer...

by Liams Bank July 2, 2025

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