A cum gobbler is a single person, Jacob vereline, who loves to gobble up cum. Jacob Hall became the biggest faggot is history after he gave dome to Tommy hall, another famous Jew.
by Bug chungles August 28, 2019
by Evo Zondo May 30, 2024
A pot that has boiling water, milk, hand sanitizer and a pushed up banana in it. Used for masturbation.
by wrankledon May 26, 2018
Because "No-Nut November" is a thing, I made my own holiday to counter-act this, as a middle finger to men :)
You aren't allowed to ejaculate at all this month because you did No-Nut November.... it's No Cum-Christmas
by Rayygunn November 02, 2019
A cut of fecal matter that two cowboys fans find accidentally while docking through the woods looking for their sliced golf balls
by The Fairway December 11, 2023
person 1: what day is it again? i forgot
person 2: today is april 3rd why?
person 1: that means it's national cum inside me day, you know what to do
person 2: today is april 3rd why?
person 1: that means it's national cum inside me day, you know what to do
by exvinity2222 April 03, 2024