Your mom

Someone who has absolutely run out of insults so they use 2 fucking words “your mom” making their sentence “valid”
There is nothing you can do about it if someone says this, walk away. The more you interrogate them the more they get in your life.

Dat: nice insult, it doesn’t even make sense though!
Tony: Your mom
Dat: wtf

by Massive rotating balls god April 22, 2022

Mom

The only person who has more control over a man than their wife

Wife "Can you please get a job"
Man "Get off my back"

Mom "Can you please get a job"
Man *frantically searches for a job*

by Urban Is Amazing December 5, 2021

Mom

The most sexiest hardest pussyiest juiciest Milky softy crunchy squishy hotie icy yummy tasty pussy breast women u will find and lick her whole private part (ass,vagina,vulva,breast)

ur mom is the sexiest figure in the world

by gsguvshjas dhuvashi November 27, 2023

That's what your mom said when you were born

You say this when someone insults you.

"You're gay and retarded!"
"That's what your mom said when you were born."

by maxico February 7, 2020

Ur mom

You just got🕺🕺

Ur mom just got rick rolled🕺

by Elon musk is June 2, 2022

mom itch

A Pacific Northwest origin, this term describes middle age ladies who have been so antisocial that they have developed a rash over their back and buttox.

At first I thought she had herpes, but it was all over. So it must have been the mom itch

by Rowtide May 20, 2019

you're mom

a legendary figure associated with an unknown man named Joe, you're mom is often a target of humerus insults.

You're mom is so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
You're mom is so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

by {insert username here} April 13, 2022