grab capitalism by the balls

(as a pun/ variation on the Ford F-150 commercial punch line 'grab life by the horns'): one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.

as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern WASP capitalism, people like John Locke or Thomas Hobbes.

by Sexydimma January 4, 2017

Darwin's Balls

Used by atheists.

A panacea for those who want an alternative to Jesus! Oh My God! and other such repugnant theistic ballbaggery.

What in the name of Darwin's balls are you doing man?
By Darwin's balls, your breasts are most splendid.

by Wolfgibbon April 24, 2017

old pudding balls

When your patient slathers his snack pack all over his testicles.

I walked in and my patient had old pudding balls!

by Baller7264RN May 9, 2017

chinese blue balls

When you've been craving Chinese food and your friend promises she'll go with you.... then bails.

Grace and I had been planning on going to PF Changs for months. When we finally picked a date she ghosted me! Now I'm stuck with Chinese blue balls!

by Bootywatchin June 16, 2017

captain saggy balls

An old grouchy man

Captain saggy balls over is always complaining about the prices of food.

by Captain saggy balls August 8, 2017

son of balls

when u insult someone by saying 'son of balls' which mean " son of testes " the source of sperm this word used to insult the peoples who say none sens jokes, annoying, and pedophilas.

shut up u son of balls

by wels19 September 14, 2017

kentucky blue balls

When a man sexual assaults a woman and she refuses to reciprocate so then he has Kentucky blue balls.

He got Kentucky blue balls because he couldn’t finish his load.

by Come get metal April 20, 2018